Roll over Rockefeller

It's not April so maybe there is something in the report from Canada that a way been found to burn water. That's right. They can now burn water. Apparently, a bloke called John Kanzius has found that as long as water is exposed to certain radio frequencies, it will burn. Radio frequencies weaken the bonds between the elements that make up salt water, releasing hydrogen. Once lit, the hydrogen burns as long as it is exposed to the frequencies. Check out the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette for more details and Youtube for a short film. What will the Greenies make of this, Spigot wonders? "The oceans will burn up!" Yup, no need to fear the death of a cause. Might be a bit tricky to blame the oil companies though.