Sasol spinners

OH how glorious to be a Sasol spin doctor! For a corporate statement of fatuous flummery, it would be hard to beat the latest offering emanating from the hordes employed by that august organisation. A Sasol newsletter had this beauty to "explain" the catastrophic failure of its Qatar gas-to-liquids (GTL) plant: "….(a) back up solution...was likely to take until the middle of 2008 to develop… these events are not expected to have any impact on Sasol rolling out its GTL and coal -to- liquids technology". Ja, well, no fine. That's perfectly clear, then.